Random thoughts...

[counterintelligence]

You have mail!

To: You
Date: today, 1:00pm
Subject: You have a secure message

We have sent a secure message to your message box.

Click here before today, 1:00pm to read it before it expires.

Enter your email address and password to read the message.

What did it say?

Dunno.

Even if you have the email and password, the message was already expired before you could read it.

[Saul Goode]

You have mail!

To: You
Date: today, 1:00pm
Subject: You have a secure message

We have sent a secure message to your message box.

Click here before today, 1:00pm to read it before it expires.

Enter your email address and password to read the message.

What did it say?

Dunno.

Even if you have the email and password, the message was already expired before you could read it.

They’ve been trying to reach you about the extended warranty on your car.

[counterintelligence]

What did it say?

Dunno.

Even if you have the email and password, the message was already expired before you could read it.

They’ve been trying to reach you about the extended warranty on your car.

Didn't even get to read the message that said there were some mad agents working for Dr claw.  And this message will self destruct when it ends up in chief quimby's lap.  Of course penny always solves the case while uncle gadget is acting like a goof ball.

[Saul Goode]

I sure am glad all the times I went to Epstein’s island that I used my alias Emerson Goodens.

[counterintelligence]

We're all in the same boat here.

It just happens to be the titanic.

[counterintelligence]

I sure am glad all the times I went to Epstein’s island that I used my alias Emerson Goodens.

Hmmm...you would think they would have done a better job trying to hide their identity.        

Wait... show us your...

Uh oh I think I ran into a logistical problem here.

[counterintelligence]

I decided I'm going to enjoy my food.

But then it decided to fight back.

Armed with a fork, spoon, and knife, the battle was over.

Then came the indigestion.



Food doesn't want to give up easily.

[counterintelligence]

Supposedly computer was gonna make things faster and save trees.

All we've done is create more work faster, and burn up more trees and more carbon.  And now we need more water to help AI keep it's cool.  It might go postal on us.