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Random thoughts... 09-20-2019, 01:42 AM
(09-20-2019, 01:28 AM)Highlander Wrote: Deep thoughts with Jack Handy......

My right hand loves me more than anybody Jptdknpa
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Random thoughts... 09-20-2019, 02:11 AM
True Story...
So my brother drops by today and says, "Barbara wants to meet you." (lady who lives down the street who I never met)
And I said, "SHE wants to meet ME?" (thinking to myself, this chick ain't so bright)
He said, "Yeah."
I said, "Strike one."
So than I asked, "Is she between the age of 19 thru 27?"
He said, "No."
I said, "Strike two."
Then I asked him, "Does she like beer?"
He looked down and thought for a second and said, "I don't think that she drinks."
Well, my brother knows me well enough that I never even had to say "strike three," so he just changed the subject real fast.
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Random thoughts... 09-20-2019, 02:24 AM
(09-19-2019, 10:30 PM)Catch Wrote: About an hour ago (here in my time zone) it was 9:19:19 on 9/19/19 :P
Hey!  That happened here for me too but guess what?

It happened TWICE !!!!  Cheer
Ephesians 6:12 KJV For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, 
against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
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Random thoughts... 09-20-2019, 02:39 AM
(09-20-2019, 02:24 AM)Whiteangel Wrote:
(09-19-2019, 10:30 PM)Catch Wrote: About an hour ago (here in my time zone) it was 9:19:19 on 9/19/19 :P
Hey!  That happened here for me too but guess what?

It happened TWICE !!!!  Cheer
What the!!!!!
No WAY!!!
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Random thoughts... 09-20-2019, 02:58 AM
Nother true story....

A  musician friend of mine walked into my house and caught me watching a  Britney Spears video.....
He walks up behind me and says, "Really?"
I think that my face got red and I looked up at him and said.
"Yeah, shit... I don't know what is wrong with me cause I used to HATE this kind of crap."
"But now,... I can't seem to get enough of it."
His look of disappointment changed to a look of compassion and he said...
"Dude,... You just need to get laid."
And I thought about it for a minuet, and said.
"You think so?"
He said, "I know so."
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Random thoughts... 09-20-2019, 03:47 AM
(09-19-2019, 10:42 PM)Catch Wrote:
(09-19-2019, 10:41 PM)~mc~ Wrote:
(09-19-2019, 10:40 PM)Catch Wrote: You should do a shot at the exact moment. Not sure why...maybe good luck? lol
A shot of water ?? 
Or a screen shot ?  Chuckle

Titos FTW!!

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I just realized many hours later that you were talking about Vodka and not breasts Anon
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Random thoughts... 09-21-2019, 12:04 AM
I once asked a very successful woman to share her secret with me. She smiled and said to me..

"I started succeeding when I started leaving small fights for small fighters.
I stopped fighting those who gossiped about me...
I stopped fighting for attention...
I stopped fighting to meet peoples expectation of me...
I stopped fighting for my rights with inconsiderate people..
I stopped fighting to please everyone...
I stopped fighting to prove they were wrong about me....
I left such fights for those who have nothing else to fight...

And I started fighting for
my vision,
my dreams,
my ideas and
my destiny.

The day I gave up on small fights is the day I started becoming successful & so much more content."

Some fights are not worth your time..... Choose what you fight for wisely.


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Random thoughts... 09-23-2019, 09:12 PM
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Random thoughts... 09-23-2019, 09:25 PM
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Random thoughts... 09-28-2019, 07:42 AM
Me trying to get on the bike when I have the back rest installed :P

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