Random thoughts...

[counterintelligence]

And now back to your regularly scheduled psyop already in session.

[Saul Goode]

That fart had the personality of rotten eggs and the confidence of a leaf blower.

[Arkansas Ted]

I would like to share a bit of my day with you fine people. 

Dad. yeah. Let's make fresh bread and Swiss Steak for the Lady making one of us today. Let's make four loafs, they go fast. No, five or six. Why? For Grandma the Mafia Don. She created you. 

No better church than that. So, as we both sallyforthed to the kitchen, we were both filled with purpose. I also made a small dish of peach cobbler with butternut biscuits on top. Canned peaches. I didn't have the thrill in me to make it with fresh peaches.

He also kick my ass in arm wrestling. Yeah Yeah, knuckle-draggers in the kitchen.

Hope y'all have a great Sunday.

[Arkansas Ted]

And now back to your regularly scheduled psyop already in session.

Unfortunately we are not living a Psyop. We are victims of a plan. Wait Wait, I need to turn the knob to channel three. My bad.

[counterintelligence]

And now back to your regularly scheduled psyop already in session.

Unfortunately we are not living a Psyop. We are victims of a plan. Wait Wait, I need to turn the knob to channel three. My bad.

Don't worry about that.  We'll be taking over all the frequencies.

[counterintelligence]

I've already crashed and burned.  Now all I can do is hope for the worst.

As portrayed in the movies:

Hey today is the beginning of your new future.

[SlowLoris]

I've already crashed and burned.  Now all I can do is hope for the worst.

As portrayed in the movies:

Hey today is the beginning of your new future.

In the 60's, Disneyland had Tomorrow Land. At first it was impressive, then by 1970 it had lost its appeal. The goofy house that looked like a flying saucer with all the gadgets was not worth spending the price of admission to go see.

[counterintelligence]

This weekend don't forget to hide your own easter eggs.  I keep losing stuff all year long, no special day required.

[Saul Goode]

They say that bananas clean your colon.

Today I learned you’re supposed to eat them.

[counterintelligence]

They say that bananas clean your colon.

Today I learned you’re supposed to eat them.

And you peeled it from the wrong end.