Artemis II launch today!

[SlowLoris]

I read somewhere the titanium toilet on board wasn't working properly.

I wonder how much a titanium toilet cost us? 

A Home Depot bucket would be more practical.

[Munchaab]

I read somewhere the titanium toilet on board wasn't working properly.

I wonder how much a titanium toilet cost us? 

Shit loads...

[Oldcynic]

I read somewhere the titanium toilet on board wasn't working properly.

I wonder how much a titanium toilet cost us? 

A Home Depot bucket would be more practical.

There's an old story about a U.S. astronaut and a Russian cosmonaut up in space together.

The astronaut was showing off his pen to the Russian whilst they were updating their charts.  "You see, NASA developed this zero-gravity pen after two years and two million dollars research."

The cosmonaut responded, "Comrade, see this?  We use pencil." 

[counterintelligence]

I read somewhere the titanium toilet on board wasn't working properly.

I wonder how much a titanium toilet cost us? 

Shit loads...

[counterintelligence]

I read somewhere the titanium toilet on board wasn't working properly.

I wonder how much a titanium toilet cost us? 

A Home Depot bucket would be more practical.

That toilet has to be sealed off.  So the shit literally doesn't go flying to the ceiling/fan or anywhere else. And the camera is inside the toilet just to make sure its all good.  

Hey guys get a look at my good side.  Talk about surveillance.  Nothing safe.  No respect.  No respect.  She said come on over nobody is here.  I went over.  Nobody was there.

[counterintelligence]

http://reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/co...megapixel/

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[Boghadair]

I read somewhere the titanium toilet on board wasn't working properly.

I wonder how much a titanium toilet cost us? 

A Home Depot bucket would be more practical.

Apparently it's made of titanium because something strange happens with ordinary bog seats and an arse parked on it in space.. Armstrong was the first astronaut  to have his arse trapped in a toilet seat..warped or some thing..put down to gravitational changes..so to prevent that happening..went for the toughest  metals for a bog seat...The titanium, high polished, no stick, bomb proof, ergonomically designed..our speciall " Dunny edition.." comes with a toilet vacuum system so so crap is sucked into a container..and biodegradable....marvelous $500,00000

A "Bucket?" cheapskate    anyway from what I know about space and gravity is doing  a big one in a bucket in space..in a bucket..is problematic..it would hang around...have to wear gloves..and  grab it before it floated off towards me mate..

$500,00000 is a fair price for brave astronauts to know shit will never be floating about in the cabin...will chip in some air freshener if you sign the agreement now....

Apparently according the info the "titanium ring"  for this toilet has properties that stimulate bowel movement..



I reckon that's what might have happen


I'd buy one if I went to space...fortunately.. I think that's unlikely..

[Wing-ed]

[Wing-ed]

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[Danfromthehills]

NASA, ziplines astronauts.