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(01-19-2026, 01:47 PM)SlowLoris Wrote:
(01-19-2026, 01:35 PM)counterintelligence Wrote: I'm not here right now.

But leave a message and when I return to full mental comprehension

I'll be sure and get right back to you.

The message is, "Dogs barking at midnight, the paint on the doorpost is lavender."
Pink elephants



Hick

Guess I be drunken too much
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(02-10-2026, 09:05 PM)counterintelligence Wrote:
(01-19-2026, 01:47 PM)SlowLoris Wrote:
(01-19-2026, 01:35 PM)counterintelligence Wrote: I'm not here right now.

But leave a message and when I return to full mental comprehension

I'll be sure and get right back to you.

The message is, "Dogs barking at midnight, the paint on the doorpost is lavender."
Pink elephants



Hick

Guess I be drunken too much
Okay, did I just have a flashback from the mushrooms that we ate picked out of the cow paddy while working at the dairy when I was 14?
Kinda like hauling hay at night at 13 and the old men driving broke out the knife and cut a chunk off the twist tobacco and said chew on this, you're becoming a man. Then we heard their laughs as we were throwing up. You know what?...I'm glad for all the hazing. It got me kind of ready for my ass to be kicked by the world.

You guys crack me up. cheers
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(02-10-2026, 09:27 PM)Arkansas Ted Wrote:
(02-10-2026, 09:05 PM)counterintelligence Wrote:
(01-19-2026, 01:47 PM)SlowLoris Wrote: The message is, "Dogs barking at midnight, the paint on the doorpost is lavender."
Pink elephants



Hick

Guess I be drunken too much
Okay, did I just have a flashback from the mushrooms that we ate picked out of the cow paddy while working at the dairy when I was 14?
Kinda like hauling hay at night at 13 and the old men driving broke out the knife and cut a chunk off the twist tobacco and said chew on this, you're becoming a man. Then we heard their laughs as we were throwing up. You know what?...I'm glad for all the hazing. It got me kind of ready for my ass to be kicked by the world.

You guys crack me up. cheers
That brought back some old memories. I played little league baseball. One game day a buddy brought a plug of Bull of the Woods he stole from his dad. Most of us put some in our mouth like big boys. We were up on a hill behind the ballpark having a good time when coach blew his whistle. We all ran down the hill but I fell and swallowed mine. I did not play that day.
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My barber for the past 3 or 4 years retired last month. My hair has been long for a while and I was getting tired of it so I found a new barber (female) and told her I wanted it short. I gave her free reign to make me look better than an old wino. DAMN! She did a fantastic job. It just goes to show that you need to try new things and step out of your old ways.
Maybe I’ll get it dyed purple next time. Chuckle
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(02-13-2026, 08:56 PM)Saul Goode Wrote: My barber for the past 3 or 4 years retired last month. My hair has been long for a while and I was getting tired of it so I found a new barber (female) and told her I wanted it short. I gave her free reign to make me look better than an old wino. DAMN! She did a fantastic job. It just goes to show that you need to try new things and step out of your old ways.
Maybe I’ll get it dyed purple next time. Chuckle

Don't do that.

You'll look like you have a lefty mental disease
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(02-13-2026, 09:04 PM)counterintelligence Wrote:
(02-13-2026, 08:56 PM)Saul Goode Wrote: My barber for the past 3 or 4 years retired last month. My hair has been long for a while and I was getting tired of it so I found a new barber (female) and told her I wanted it short. I gave her free reign to make me look better than an old wino. DAMN! She did a fantastic job. It just goes to show that you need to try new things and step out of your old ways.
Maybe I’ll get it dyed purple next time. Chuckle

Don't do that.

You'll look like you have a lefty mental disease
You are definitely spot on. It might piss off my wife and daughter. They would be looking for a lawyer to declare me insane and have me locked up so they could get their hands on my retirement money. Women and cats are devious.
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(02-13-2026, 08:56 PM)Saul Goode Wrote: My barber for the past 3 or 4 years retired last month. My hair has been long for a while and I was getting tired of it so I found a new barber (female) and told her I wanted it short. I gave her free reign to make me look better than an old wino. DAMN! She did a fantastic job. It just goes to show that you need to try new things and step out of your old ways.
Maybe I’ll get it dyed purple next time. Chuckle

When COVID hit I had my wife cut my hair so its been 6 years now. She does a great job but I only get it cut about once every 6 months. Being retired I don't have to impress anyone and it feels good to be a redneck once in a while.
Born and bred a proud redneck. I will not conform or give in, ever.

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How can you tell your dentist is Indian?  By how they Chippewa at your teeth.

How do you usually get a haircut? Let's just call it getting scalped.
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(02-18-2026, 03:44 PM)counterintelligence Wrote: You have mail!

To: You
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Subject: You have a secure message

We have sent a secure message to your message box.

Click here before today, 1:00pm to read it before it expires.

Enter your email address and password to read the message.

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